sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
