maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Randomize
