do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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