what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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