this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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