glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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