I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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