No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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