Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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