last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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