Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i would punch a child for taco bell
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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