Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
home. puking in laundry basket.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
We got so high we made milksteak
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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