I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
