Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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