Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Two words: nipple clamps
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