You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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