we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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