Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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