Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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