I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Bring me that man meat
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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