But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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