Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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