Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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