where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Is it because I queefed?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Randomize
