Your tits are I can't wait for
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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