I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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