idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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