Nicole vs. Life
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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