He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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