im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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