Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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