ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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