Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Will exercising make me less horny?
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