They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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