talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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