I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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