He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I am mentally ready for anal.
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