question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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