whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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