it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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