But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Randomize
