The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
she peed on how many people?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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