You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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