My liver just broke up with me...
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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