HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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