If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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