We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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