you win again, gameday.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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