okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
