people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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